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Near Rock Climbing Gym

8+ hour, 49+ min ago   (51+ words) Monday, August 3, 2026 Smoggy with a soupcon of ragweed You’re always talking about joining, so let’s see how truly full of shit you are. Become An Onion Member Today Everyone likes attention, but it’s unlikely your nephew chose to have an…...

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Alex Honnold Successfully Free Solos Taipei 101 Skyscraper

6+ mon, 1+ week ago   (86+ words) Climber Alex Honnold successfully scaled the Taipei 101 skyscraper, the 11th tallest in the world, without a harness, ropes, or any other safety equipment. What do you think? “We’ve finally put a man on the roof.” “Anyone could do that if they…...